DEEE-AMN, I'VE GOT TO START PLAYING ME SOME SOCCER!

Hottie soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo took to the sun and the water like most celebritays this New Years. Celebrating his mother's birthday in Madeira Island. The young vibrant glistened whilst poolside with family and friends. Our hearts skip a beat.

STILL MIGHT BE HOPE FOR AMY WINEHOUSE

So I know what your thinking. It's the classic case of beauty and the crazy crackhead/junkie whore beast but, if you blur your vision, Amy looks semi-normal. Semi. Who is this hot piece of meat you ask? Well his name is Josh Bowman. He's a rugby player. H-ahhhh-t! The two met whilst on vacation in St. Lucia.

Please please Amy don't bring this one down with you. Keep your crack pipes and coke far, far, far away from "our" new boyfriend Josh-ua.

Don't think about drugs. Don't think about drug. Don't think about drugs.

TWILIGHT'S ROBERT PATTINSON GETS HIS WHISKY A GO GO ON...

Who knew Twilight star Robert Pattinson was a triple threat? Good looks. A fairly good actor from what I've seen. A singer AND a song writer. Well I guess that's four-ple threat.

So a small group of friends and I went down to the infamous Whiskey A GO GO on Sunset to support my new friend Robert Pattinson, not knowing if he would be any good, and I was pleasantly surprised to hear how well he could actually sing.  He was giving me conviction.

BEST DRESSED BOYS VMA'S...

Twilight's Robert Pattinson is giving me hot British actor in Marc Jacobs!


Travis McCoy stepped it up with his pink hat and bow tie from Traffic, jeans by Diesel and amazing high tops by Rick Owens.


I really don't have to say much about my next obvious choice for best dressed. The Jonas Brothers have such great style they are always on point.

ZAC EFFRON WET T-SHIRT ...

Just another chance to see Zac without his shirt. Thank you!

NEW TO ME ... SHAYNE WARD

The name sounded familar and, after a few clicks on the trusty Google, it all became very clear to me that I may be in love with the sounds of X Factor winner Shayne Ward.  Also, listen for the sick piano solo by my new pianist friend Eli Rise.  FYI the girl on the right was on that MTV modeling reality show 8th and Ocean. Lil Brit Brit.

COVER STORY... PETEY WRIGHT

And the winner is Petey Wright, betting out the countless entries of pretty boys and not-so-pretty-but-really-scary-boys and despite some apparent contestant controversies. Cover boy and the new face of fall Petey has won the male model search put on by VMan and Ford Models.  You voted for him and I say you voted right.  The new comer was photographed by the famed Hedi Slimane, and perfectly style by Nicola Formichetti. I say he looks like a young Johnny Depp.


So I went to pick up this Quarterly's Fall 2008 Issue, as you all should, and couldn't help but notice the Hail To The Brief ART-icle on Belgian Calvin Klein Model Garrett Neff. Because of this picture I have enrolled back into my gym.  Thanks VMan

MEET OUR FAVORITE NEW DJ...JESSE MARCO

by Sabrina Bacon

Jesse Marco is just 21 years old, but this native New Yorker, who has already established himself on the nightlife scene for his fast hands and keen ear, has now successfully crossed over into the fashion world.

Still a student at NYU, Jesse spins regularly at a number of boldfaced nightspots in the city (including Stam and Lily favorite 1Oak.) Oh, and did we mention that he counts Jay-Z and Kanye West, as well as fashion royalty Marc Jacobs and Kate Moss amongst his audience members?


Recently, in addition to spinning many venues like Rock the Vote's official Lollapalooza after-parties at the Hard Rock Hotel, a French Connection party, a post-CFDA awards bash hosted by IMG at Goldbar, and the Calvin Klein “Secret Obsession” Fragrance launch (that never saw the light of day), Jesse has also just signed a modeling contract.

In his first week with his agency, he shot a campaign for London (and soon-to-be New York) giant Topshop, and has also worked with fashion favorite Terry Richardson on a Uniqlo campaign.


But, as Mark Ronson once said, it’s Jesse’s prowess in the DJ booth that merits the most praise. “Jesse’s adept technically and knowledgeable about umpteen genres of music,” the Grammy-award winning producer told Page Six Magazine. And, assuredly, his recent line-up of gigs would indicate that the city’s tastemakers have taken notice of this fresh, young talent and the energy he creates.

You can check Jesse out at www.myspace.com/thedjjm, and of course, keep an eye out for him in TopMan when it opens on Broadway!

JAMES FRANCO THINKS LIKE EVERY GUY ON WARPED TOUR...

AOL Moviefone caught up with James Franco - I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

I should really introduce this Pineapple Express star to a few bands here on Warped Tour. James you would have a blast on the road!

For more of James Franco, check out this video interview from NYTimes.com's T Magazine. He discusses his love of Beverly Hills 90210, playing James Dean, and what it's like to kiss Sean Penn in the upcoming Harvey Milk movie. I KNOW that when I kissed James Franco, he was milky smooth. Just kidding. I think he would be though. Hmm?

SOMETIME FOR GUCCI... CLAIRE DANES

Claire Daines showed up to the Gucci Fashion Show in Rome on July 8th. With her very dapper, very hot, very Actor/Burberry model Hugh Dancy, Claire never looked better! Trust!

VITAMIN WATER HAS CARRIE UNDERWOOD HORSING AROUNG...

American Idol winner Carrie Underwood has teamed up with Vitamin Water.  I want my own Vitamin Water called Markusisthedrug Fruit Splash Elixir - It'll be a fruity hangover elixir and pick-me up.

WORKING OUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR JUST GOT HOTTER ...

Armani has David Beckham working out in his underwear. Please don't try this at home unless you are David Beckham. Actually, this might be the look Katy and I go for on Warped Tour because it's so freakin hot! In the shweaty balls kind of way. Hmm...underwear and balls...

THE FRENCH ARE HILARIOUS...

I mean what's a girl to do?