GAP FIRE...

by pierre baltadano

I'm in my home town of Santa Barbara for a bit and it's been a crazy homecoming.  Santa Barbara, along with other counties in California, is fighting a major fire that is only minimally contained, 5% last I checked. Wednesday and Thursday nights were met with power outages in the northern regions, while at least 1,000 evacuations have taken place.  I have had friends lose their homes in past fires and this one is just as unnerving.  The Governor has issued a State of Emergency and the Gap Fire has become the priority fire danger in the state.  Let's hope for the best resolution.

[KEYT] and [LA Times]

HOT TYPE... LITERALLY !

So I'm AIMing with my BFF Shannon and we are trying to decided where to go for lunch. Then she sends me this CNN link. Holly shit! I say. Universal Studios is on fire. This is crazy... For more on this click here.

IN LOCAL NEWS...

The tackiest Hollywood night club/restaurant Basque was set, I mean caught, on fire. Firefighters were called to Hollywood and Vine at about 5:30AM. The black cloud of smoke could be seen for miles, and in Hollywood that required eight helicopters to capture what, Pierre thinks, was just the city sanitizing the club from all the slutty vaginer lice and the dirty old man pube mice. Just kidding I went there every Tuesday day, just kidding it was everyday, just kidding they wouldn't let me in, just kidding they said I could come whenever I wanted. Just kidding .