JOAQUIN PHOENIX RETIRES FROM ACTING

By the looks of Joaquin Phoenix' demeanor AKA seems-to-be-drunk, it's probably best he takes a little rest.

NICK NOLTE'S HOME GOES UP IN FLAMES

Nick Nolte's Malibu home went up in flames early yesterday faster then a meth lab on sunny day.  Los Angeles Fire department came out to the actor's mansion around 11:34AM.  The home is believed to have suffered around $1.5 million in damages.  Allegedly crazy didn't know that alcohol and fire are a deadly mix.

LILLY ALLEN GETS CRUNK AT THE 2008 GLAMOUR AWARDS...

Pink + puke = hot mess. It does not equal glamourous. Lilly Allen hit her limit Tuesday night at the UK's 2008 Glamour Awards. Did she really win an award? Her shoes are cute though.