"AND WHEN A HERO COMES ALONG, WITH THE STRENGTH TO CARRY ON"...

This kid is truly a hero...Maybe Mariah Carey's but mine, not so much. I take it back. If my child got inside this claw-toy-killer thing I'd enroll him in training at the Magic Castle or something.

I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE THIS CHICK...

by Pierre Baltadano

Besides her singing a minor tweak of Corey Heart's Sunglasses at Night that kills my soul, Hannah Montana, AKA Mylie Cyrus, has been trying to poison our children! Check it...


CBS.com

I'm speechless at her conniving ways. Speechless. (But, apparently, not wordless.)