I THINK THE SAYING IS "CRY ME A RIVER"

We all have issues hunny! Marcia is really playing that sympathy card.

SELENA GOMEZ... ONE OUTFIT, TWO DIFFERENT MORNING SHOWS

Ouch! Who lied to Selena and told her this would be ok? Seriously it takes ten to fifteen minutes to change to your next outfit.  She could have taken the pins out of her hair, changed her blouse, and, just like magic, a whole new outfit. Tis, tis my little witch.

Ok, so as I'm writing this post my friend Rob Williams AIM's me and I ask him about it and he says, "I think this makes her seem normal. Like a librarian."

What do you think?

MICHAEL PHELPS ON "THE TODAY SHOW"

Olympic Golden Girl Michael Phelps was on the Today Show August 28th. I would love to swim with him any day.

JAMES MCAVOY ON THE TODAY SHOW...

James McAvoy talks about the awkwardness of kissing scenes in movies. James is promoting Wanted also starring Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman. James and Angelina share a heated kiss in Wanted. James is married to the lovely Anne-Marie Duff... Lucky!

RIHANNA ON THE TODAY SHOW...

Rihanna performed on The Today Show at Rockefeller Plaza in New York City.

MACRIDA VS VICTORIA

Oh girl is pissed at Victoria Secret because she bought a deffective thong that "scratched" her eye. Why was the thong so close to her face is my question? The rru-eal story is that she was getting up to some nasty s*** and it broke. She was keeping it rru-eal and it went wrong.

MISS BIMBO...

by Pierre Baltadano

This one totally flew under my nose. The Today Show's Ann Curry aired a clip about an online game that's all the rage in Europe. It's called Miss Bimbo and it is a Barbie Doll meets paper doll meets Tamogachi thing where people can raise a Paris Hilton of their own. Little eight year-old children are apparently getting in on it too. All I know is that after watching this alarming report, I want to make my own Miss Bimbo. I have hopes that when I do, she will be loved, taken care of, and sent to university just like all good little bimbos should.

WHO IS "KRISTEN " NEW YORK GOVERNER'S CALL GIRL...

Here is an interview with two guys saying to be Ashley Alexandra Dupre aka "Kristen". Her friends, "musicians" named "Mysterious" and "Logan" tell Meredith Viera that Ashley is not a monster and once she gave food to the homeless. Yesssss! You're welcome homeless guy.

TYRA BANKS ON THE TODAY SHOW...

FERRAS ON THE TODAY SHOW...

by Pierre Baltadano and Markus Molinari

We woke up early today and waited in great anticipation for Ferras' performance on The Today Show with Matt Lauer and Meredith Viera. He gave an inspired and chilling performance of Hollywood Is Not America that will no doubt launch this amazingly talented singer/songwriter into the hearts of the universe. "The name is Ferras. If you don't know it, you will."

Good job Ferrasito!

FERRAS GETS INTIMATE AT THE VIPER ROOM... HE ALWAYS DOES

Virgin Records' Ferras steals the small and very intimate crowd of the Viper Room. Playing songs like "Aliens and Rainbows" and "Hollywood's Not America" This veteran new comer is quickly rising to stardom faster then Britney can finish her Big Gulp. Seriously y'all ! Ferras will also be appearing on the Today Show February 12th so set your TiVo's. You can also buy "Hollywood's Not America" right now on iTunes...