I really love Micheal Cera! I just think that his geekyness is so attractive. I can watch him talk for hours. Is that creepy? I can't wait to see Micheal in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. It comes out this Friday. Eew I don't think I've ever sounded more like a stalker, except when I talk about Joe Jonas. I kind of talk that way about Zac Efron, John Mayer, Shia Labeouf, Suri Cruise, Chad White, the guy that does my dry cleaning, the waiter at Stork, this guy that I saw crossing the street. Oops! Too much?
So Suri Cruise is moving to New York while momma Cruise does the Broadway Production of All My Sons. Suri is already set to move into her swanky new apartment at the Trump Towers. I hear she's dropping an easy $200,000 a month on this two- story duplex. When I called Suri to ask if I can crash, she said only on the weekends because Father gets upset when she has overnight guest on the weekdays. So I guess Markusisthedrug will be going for the Trump Towers Suri-style for the fall.
Who wouldn't? Eew I wouldn't! That's the devil's baby y'all. They should call it Michael's baby. Michael Bay's production company Platinum Dunes is planning to re-make the 1968 film Rosemary's Baby. I say once was enough. The original scared the Britney out me. Doesn't TomKat Production's own the rights to Rosemary's Baby? Just saying!
I NEED AN INVITE TO SURI CRUISE'S 2ND BIRTHDAY PARTY!
TomKat wants Mark Ronson to DJ Suri Cruise's 2nd birthday party on April 18th. This is going to be the hottest invite for kids 5 and under and some adults. Mark was the official DJ for Tom and Katy's italian weeding reception.
I think Katie looks amazing and mature; motherhood has done wonders for her!
Ok, so this is Katie Pre-Tom and Suri Cruise ... and its kind funny - all the similarities. David talks about Tom. A secret word from her movie Mad Money is mentioned.
KATIE HOLMES SHOPS AT MAXFIEDS IN WEST HOLLYWOOD..
Katie Holmes is looking CHIC as s**t shopping at Maxfield. Katie was recently named by OK! Magazine the most stylish star of 2007. Katie is giving me confidence in her business casual look. Dressed in a long-sleeved cashmere turtleneck sweater and a black tweed skirt with two front pockets, she did not miss a step in those red suede stiletto pumps. Lets not forget, not that you can, Katie's large red Hermes Kelly tote. Oh hey! She may have baby Suri napping in there from all of mommy's shopping.
This will be the cast of the re-make Mean Girls 2028. Forbes Magazine World’s Most Influential Infants; Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Forbes Magazine Most Influential Infant In The World
Here is Forbes top 10
1. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
2. Suri Cruise
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Sean Preston Federline (What happened to Jayden James?)