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Friday, December 28, 2007

SEXUAL IN THE CITY BY MR.BIG



"Friday night... went out with my ex from a few years ago... We dated briefly and I broke up with her abruptly. So we went out and met up with my friend and his new girlfriend, who happens to be drop dead. The girls get along, which is cool because Miss Ex can be a crazy bitch if someone rubs her the wrong way. They're sort of annoying my friend and I. My buddy is a pretty tolerant laid back guy so it wasn't just me, I tend to be annoyed easily.


Miss Ex is about an inch taller than me, former model, now in fashion, young (like 23), really pretty, great style (hipster-ish), lots of vintage dope clothing with a great taste in music and from the West Coast.

We go to Schillers for late night cocktails and some French onion soup. Great music at Schillers and a good chill scene, hipster, model etc.. people sitting and not too crowded.

We separate and I drive her home. We make out in the car before she gets out. Would have loved her to sleep over but wasn't necessarily in the mood for sex. Think we'll hang on New Years. I drive away and head home... couple minutes later I get a text from her, 'I like you... again,' I text back, 'again,' she writes, "ya two summers ago... and again... nite."

Cute. She is a handful though so we'll see how it goes..."

-Regards,

Mr. Big

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

SEXUAL IN THE CITY ... INTRODUCING MR. "BIG"



Everyone meet Mr. Big…this bicoastal man about town is on the hunt for Mrs. Right and here you will find all the details on his dating experiences in the Big Apple, LA, and a few cities in between. You're welcome!


"Dating in New York is tough... not because it's hard to meet someone it's bc there are so many people and it's hard to keep up.

I'm in fashion and i'm out a lot for work, happen to be straight in a gay/female dominated industry and have lived in the city for almost a decade. I know my way around.

You make plans, break plans, try and figure out when and where you can meet up without it being awkward and forced. I make plans and 99% of the time try to keep them because it's just who I am. I ask you out once, maybe twice, and even if you're into it but can't get it together I will most likely never ask again. You cancel on me and don't initiate the reschedule same thing... I'm too old for it, dated a bunch of different girls so I try and keep it simple..."

-Regards,

Mr. Big

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Saturday, December 8, 2007

SEXUAL IN THE CITY BY TERRI CRENSHAW



Another night of drinking, dancing, and casualsex is always good for the soul. But let's be frank... these guys who think they're hot shit in bed really need to get a clue and get some new moves. Don't they know we all saw The Notebook and all a girl really wants is to get thrown up against the wall. We won't ask for it but trust me it's all I've ever wanted and the only thing I've never had. And what happened to kissing? Ur man enough to be all up in me but u can't kiss a girl without slobering all over. Come on boys, grow up and be a man. You all better clean up your act; its gotten really sloppy. So before you summon another hopeless dame back to your house, make sure you've brushed up on your bedside etiquette. And one more thing... don't show us the door as soon as your done; that's just rude.

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