RUMER WILLIS AND SHENAE GRIMES ARE THE SAME

Both are giving me rib tattoo's. I know Rumer's tattoo says "BE PRESENT" but I can't really make out what Shenae's says.  Maybe Shenae's says "BE A BETTER ACTRESS".  I guess we will never know.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE JOINS A SORORITY-ISH

You know like the Hollywood kind. Audrina Patridge and Rumer Willis have both signed on to re-make the 1980's slasher film The House on Sorority Row. Director Stewart Hendler will begin shooting as soon as next month in Pittsburgh.

RUMER WILLIS SET TO GUEST STAR ON "ARMY WIVES"

G.I. Jane's very own is going to guest star on the Lifetime series Army Wives. On a side note, I think Rumer looked uh-mazing at her premiere for The House Bunny.

IS PEREZ HAVING A CHANGE OF HEART?...

OF COURSE this isn't the best picture she's ever taken...ass!. It's all about picking and choosing to support an argument and that is what he is doing with 'lil gurl. I'm not sure why Perez picks on Rumer Willis so much, but I hope he has had a change of heart about her. Rumer is beautiful and I love her fashions. I bumped into Rumer that night; she was at the opening of the Beckley Boutique in West Hollywood on Thursday. Amy Smart is really nice!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONATHAN BENNETT

No mean girls allowed at this party. The Beautiful people made their way out to Cabo Cantina on sunset for actor Jonathan Bennett's birthday. It was like a Hollywood fiesta. With attendees such as Rumer Willis to big screen actors like Andrew Garfield who was getting kissy face with girlfriend Shannon Woodward. I hear Jonathan got a special birthday phone call from Josh Groban. You're welcome!

HAZY WEEKEND REPORT PART II... SUNDAY

Come Sunday morning, my breakfast plans with Carlos Lopez diminished so Markus and I geared up and headed to the Chateau Marmont for breakfast and drinks with Katy Perry, Maybelle, Johnny Wujek, and Todd Dufour. We then made our way to Eric Podwall's to watch the Cowboys and Indians game, or whatever. Attendees included Eric Podwall, Markus, myself, Taylor Momsen, Kim Murphy, Chace Crawford, Angie Banicki, Liz Gemmil, Rumer Willis, and Ed Westwick. I buddied up with Taylor because she's 14 and I look 14, and she's cute like that. Eric continued to offer Chace, Ed, and I kamikaze shots. Markus told me not to take them, but I have a hard time listening and for some reason they hit me harder than Chace's and Ed's. I passed out. Markus, Chace, Eric, and Ed thought it would be funny to play frat boys and write "kcoc" (you can figure that one out) and draw boobs all over my face… okay, it was actually really funny.




Once I awoke, we made our way next door to a gathering of lesbians and football. No one managed to mention the cock and boobs on my face, so I went on with the party clueless. Eventually I had to pee, saw myself in the mirror, and washed myself off… thanks guys. We then made our way to The Dime to continue the party, Taylor couldn't come because she's 14… ugh. I met up with friends Ali Paul and Rachel Krupa and continued the party with the rest of the gang. Since we closed the bar down, it was plenty of alcohol and plenty of party. Rumer and I played deejay and I hit the dance floor with Rachel and Angie. Then, it was that time… I made my way to Ralph's, geared up on food, and headed home to blankey.