KATY PERRY AND KELLY ROWLAND ARE THE SAME

Katy in her teeny tiny green bikini in Mexico and Kelly in the same in Miami. Caliente!

EVA MENDES LAUNCHES VIDA AT MACY'S

The very beautiful actress Eva Mendes greeted fans at Dadeland Mall on September 20th in Miami, Florida. Vida, in the name of her new home decor line of course, "Vida" meaning "Life" in English. Very Latina of her!


Your bed can look like this for the low, low, low price of $340 dollars.  I mean, can you imagine?!?!

MIAMI WUZ B-A-N-A-N-A-S

MIAMI WUZ B-A-N-A-N-A-S

BLOGGING... CUBAN STYLE

WHY AM I NOT STAYING AT THE RITZ IN MIAMI ?

OK, so i'm in Miami and so is Fernando Torres.  Just in case you don't know, Fernando is the hotter, younger, better version of David Beckham. Also, Fernando is the one who scored a first-half goal to defeat Germany 1-0 in the recent UEFA cup.  He's been on my radar ever since my friend, and Pierre's sister, Liz introduced him to me as a player on Spanish club team Atletico Madrid and then as he transitioned into playing for Liverpool.

Here are actual stalker pictures of Fernando at the pool at the Ritz enjoying a hot dog and reading a magazine. See, hot soccer players are just like regular people. It's kind of sick I'm even writing about this. I must point out the head band. That's a European boy thing. I think its hot!

ALLIAGATOR HUNTING...

So the Katy Perry Klan has left Atlanta, Georgia and has headed east/south to Miami. Well, part of us has. Katy Perry and band has gone to LA to shoot So You Think You Can Dance and MTV's F & N TV.   Myself and Suzanne Sansone, Katy's Executive Assistant, and Lisa Goe, the head of all KP's Merchandise, both long time friends of KPees, are going to sun it up in Miami. But not before we catch us a gator...

PAMELA ANDERSON AND PAMELA ANDERSON ARE THE SAME...

Beach bunny Pamela Anderson chose Miami beach over Park City's bunny slopes. January 18th Pam hosted the 3rd anniversary of Pangaea Nightclub in Hollywood, Florida... The next day she showed up to Mansion Nightclub wearing the SAME shorts, shoes and purse... Eeks. Its really kind of rude to expect celebrities to wear something different every time, especially for Pam Anderson. She goes to the grocery store and she's being photographed.