OH IS SHE?...

My favorite drag queen Prince will release three albums this year. She's giving me Trilogy.

Prince-isha debuted four of the new tracks on an LA radio show on Christmas day.

LOVE IS THE DRUG ...

Thanks for making me smile y'alls.

LOVE IS THE DRUG ...

CLAM CHOWDER AND RAISINS, WITH A TOUCH OF TOMATO BASIL ...

ZAC EFFRON WET T-SHIRT ...

Just another chance to see Zac without his shirt. Thank you!

WOOF!

Have any of y'all seen the pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal that JustJared.com has put up. That man has beefed up and maned up for his new movie Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time and the results are juicy. Even with cute Reese Witherspoon by his side, doesn't he look like a gay ol' WWF wrestler? His name will be The Fury.

U SEE ME ROLLIN!

ROLLING WITH THE HOMIES...


I love roller coasters !!!

COURTNEY LOVE IS QUICK AS A CAT... AND SHADY TOO!

So apparently Courtney Love is trying to pull a fast one on Nirvana's management firm who claims they are owed 5 percent of the sale proceeds that Courtney made from selling part of the Nirvana publishing catalogue. Courtney Cocks apparently pocketed $19.5 million last year. The company says they just want their cut. That's $975,00 Courtney!

Greedy Love's attorney, Howard Weitzman, comments on the alleged "allegations" "hear say" "what she said" with:  I'm aware there's an issue between Londan & Co. and Courtney, but I have not seen the lawsuit."

(CRAZY) TRICIA WALSH-SMITH GETS A CRAPPY DIVORCE SETTLEMENT ...

Wow, I never really cared to write about this crazy divorcee on YouTube, but I watched again for the first time all the way through, and its kind of really depressing. To think you have security and home and then one day you have nothing. I mean I get why she married him but it works both ways. He married her for youth(-ish) and she married him for "Broadway".

Oh damn, Tricia has been court ordered to leave her Park Avenue apartment by August 21, 2008.  Philip "Putz" Smith is suing for divorce saying that the YouTube video is spousal abuse.

He does have to pay Tricia $50,000 bones within 30 days, though.


Well Tricia I say you make when life give you limes make cocktail. Your're wecome.

JOSH GROBAN VLOGS TOO

Blog virgin from Josh Groban on Vimeo.

JGro's first video blog. He does such a good job. I hope to see more. You go Gro!

COVER STORY... KATY PERRY

Katy Perry on the cover of the August 2008 issue of Santa Barbara Magazine.

NIP/TUCK DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR OUT THEIR WELCOME...

If you haven't noticed, that hit FX show Nip/Tuck has moved to LA.  Now they're thinking maybe they shouldn't wear out their welcome.  Mr FX President himself John Landgraf says that the show will end in 2011. He doesn't want to go past episode 100.

"I believe they can’t go on forever. I believe they have a diminishing return. I believe they wear out their welcome when they stay longer….”

MIAMI WUZ B-A-N-A-N-A-S

MIAMI WUZ B-A-N-A-N-A-S

BLOGGING... CUBAN STYLE

I GO WERE SURI GOES... NEW YORK HERE WE COME

So Suri Cruise is moving to New York while momma Cruise does the Broadway Production of All My Sons. Suri is already set to move into her swanky new apartment at the Trump Towers. I hear she's dropping an easy $200,000 a month on this two- story duplex. When I called Suri to ask if I can crash, she said only on the weekends because Father gets upset when she has overnight guest on the weekdays. So I guess Markusisthedrug will be going for the Trump Towers Suri-style for the fall.

A-MAZING!

by pierre baltadano

Why did I feel like I just watched a Mariah Carey music video?  Anyways, I've always wondered what it was like to swim like a dolphin, and now I can experience it.  Yesss.

via DVICE

COVER STORY... JAMIE LYNN SPEARS

OK! Magazine snagged the first exclusive shots of mother Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby girl, Maddie Briann Aldridge. Grand mama Spears worked at a sweet 1 Million dollar deal with OK!  Now that's Money honey!  Rumor has it that it's not Casey Aldridge's baby at all, that he's being paid as a decoy, and that the real baby daddy is some executive that worked on Zoey 101.  Disney is real SHADY that way.  You're welcome.  Congradulations Jamie Lynn! Your highlights look amazing.  And your baby looks...well, like a baby.  Keep making those money makers!

Destin Florida- Day Off

SELMA BLAIR ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO...

The always fire-starting Hellboy II star Selma Blair paid a visit to Jay Leno on Monday. Selma shares with Jay about her 1st experience with eating worm taco's in Mexico City.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARLI HENRIQUEZ

The show must go on. My absence from Hollywood is not keeping my favorite latina TV personality from celebrating her Birthday. Karli knows I would want it this way.  My Girl is having a blow out birthday bash at Hush Lounge in Hollywood. With special performances by Tyga and LMFAO. Damn I think my 'lil sugar is going to outdo me.  Sike!... I had three parties and ended walking in the pool with my tuxedo jacket... you're welcome. I only hope the same for you Karli.

THE IPOD SONG...BY TRE-P

I was sent this YouTube video from my Myspace friend Tre-P. I think its pretty clever. Thanks Tre-tip for this video. =P

KATE MOSS FOR LONGCHAMP...

The always beautiful always fabulous Kate Moss is giving us her best tranny fierce poses for her Fall/Winter Ad Campaign with Longchamp. Reminds me of my time in Paris. It looked a lot liked this.

Alongside the Moss is French actor Gaspard Ulliel, who starred in Hannibal Rising and Paris Je T'aime.

MYSPACE THE FIT ... PEREZ HILTON

MySpace Presents: The Fit with Perez Hilton

Yes y'all, I went to Perez Hilton's house to style him for Katy's record release party.

MEGAN FOX IS BACK ON THE MARKET...

Could Megan Fox have heard the "I want to kiss Megan Fox" cry's of Katy Perry? I'm assuming she has because shortly after Katy P announced at the Spike TV Men's Choice Awards that she wanted to make-out with her, Megan Fox ended her engagement to actor Brian Austin Green. I say get your cherry chapstick ready Katy.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ON THE 5TH OF JULY...

You know how they say better late than never. Well that's what I'm saying today. The woe's of touring with Katy Perry. There really are none, but if I had to list a few is keeping y'all updated by finding good Internet connection. Everything else is F-in amazing. We are having so much fun. I even had fun spending my 4th in Austin, Texas yesterday. We started off with some hot ass HOT wings at Hooters. Then it lead to a BIG ass nap at the Embassy Suites, you know, the place where everyone can feel like a BALLER because every room's a suite. Later it lead to an amazing dinner at some Mexican restaurant that our tour manager Julia Ervin suggested. She lived in Texas before. Y'alls, Queso is on a whole other level. After the feast I opted for a movie and dessert in my room. Katy and Travis went to see Andrew W.K. at Emo's. I'm kind of bummed I missed it because I heard the show was awesome! So that was how I spent my 4th y'all BIATCHES!

"PERRY CONTROVERSIAL" SAYS FOX NEWS

KOBE BRYANT LIVE WITH REGIS & KELLY

Los Angeles Lakers star player Kobe Bryant was the Surprise Guest on Live! with Regis and Kelly on Tuesday.

COVER STORY... KARLI HENRIQUEZ

The beautiful, talented Karli Henriquez is gracing the cover of Latino Future. I think this is a very appropriate cover for this up and coming star because she has a very, very bright future ahead of her. I'm keeping a very close eye on this light brown beauty.

TRAVIS MCCOY DOES AN AMY WINEHOUSE AND PUNCHES A CONCERT INSTIGATOR

Well you know how they say roll with the punches. That is certainly the case for one Warped Tour attendee. Travis McCoy lead front man for the band Gym Class Heroes was arrested this evening July 1st in Maryland Heights, Missouri at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater around 8:30pm after his concert.

Travis, 26, punched the heckler after he yelled racial obscenities calling Travis a "fucking ignorant nigger." Travis stopped the show and asked the guy, "did you just call me an ignorant nigger?" The guy said, "Yes I did you fucking ignorant nigger." Travis then asked the guy to come to the front of the stage the guy did and apparently raised a fist, and grabbed Travis's leg that he had injured previous to this concert and was using a cane to get around in so in self defense, Travie then started to punch the guy in the head.



The guy was removed and Travis continued the show. Stopping a few times to apologize for his behavior to his fans.

After the show Missouri police were waiting for Mr. McCoy to take him away. Later learning the instigator in question had a record of aggravated assault and a warrant out for his arrest.

Stay tuned for how things will unfold.

AMY WINEHOUSE'S KNOCK OUT PERFORMANCE ... LITERALLY

Amy served a fan a knuckle sandwich after the fan reportedly said something offensive about Amy's man Blake Fielder. I say that it's always best to never get in between a girl and her crack-dealer - it always gets nasty.

MILEY CYRUS " 7 THINGS" MUSIC VIDEO

I love Miley. I just don't love this song or this music video. Lame! The 10 year-old girls crying in the video freak me out.

Miley is going to be the host for the Teen Choice Awards and Katy Perry will be performing I Kissed A Girl so check it out or make sure to set those TiVo's.

A BIRTHDAY SONG FOR PIERRE...

It's Pierre Baltadano's 24th birthday today so Katy and I decided to sing him a song and tell him how much we love and miss him.

MARY-KATE OLSEN VS SPENCER PRATT

So Spencer "Anal Douche" Pratt has taken offense to her comment while on David Letterman. So now the heat is on. You know how I feel about this ass whipe. So I'm definitely Team MK for shurr.

Spencer-

"I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one's going to see."

"I forgive her, though, she's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."

BRAVO GOES THE ATL

Bravo is now bringin' the dirty dirty south to its network via The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Episodes will begin airing July 30th. I'm hearing that Megan Good and the Barefoot Contessa got cast for Bravo's hit show.

NICOLE RICHIE HAS A COOK BOOK...

Our tiny 'lil grl has come out with a cookbook. Main ingredients for most of the recipes are Starbucks, gum, cigarettes, and your Blackberry. Just kidding.  Wife and mother Nicole Richie is super healthy and I bet she has some good tips. Love you baby grrrrrl!

JESSICA SIMPSON SINGING ON THE VIEW

Country's new singer Jessica Simpson sings her first country single "Come On Over" on The View.

ROTATING SKYSCRAPER. I WANT ONE ...

This tower of energy will be powered by wind turbines and photovoltaic cells. Holla that means low energy bills y'all. It may also generate enough power to help its neighbouring buildings.

Oh, and the first ten floors are luxury apartments. Rumor has it that Miley Cyrus has already put her down payment, and if its good enough for Miley its good enough for Markus...

For more on this spinning skyscraper of the future click here

COVER STORY... GISELE BUNDCHEN

What a cover it is. The too-hot-for-words Supermodel is on the cover of GQ Magazine's June issue . The inside photo "spread" is hotter then the cover. I suggest you do what I've already done - go out and by this issue. It's one of those ones that stays next to your toilet.

SOMEBODY ASKED...SO HERE'S MY ANSWER...

by Pierre Baltadano

So somebody asked what my issue was with the ginger people. Well this answers it best...

HAPPY FATHERS DAY!...

"One time I had a dream that I met my dad and he was really nice. In the dream he bought me cotton candy and penis. It tasted really good! Yummy in my tummy!" OMG! This kid is amazing. I Need to meet Fred so bad.