NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY !!!

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!

MISS BIMBO...

by Pierre Baltadano

This one totally flew under my nose. The Today Show's Ann Curry aired a clip about an online game that's all the rage in Europe. It's called Miss Bimbo and it is a Barbie Doll meets paper doll meets Tamogachi thing where people can raise a Paris Hilton of their own. Little eight year-old children are apparently getting in on it too. All I know is that after watching this alarming report, I want to make my own Miss Bimbo. I have hopes that when I do, she will be loved, taken care of, and sent to university just like all good little bimbos should.

LINDSAY LOHAN LOVES SILVIA FENDI

Here is Lohan hitting up Silvia Fendi for some free schwag. No doubt this dress was free. I hear that Lindsey was "gifted" an amazing "gift" bag and quickly left the party. OK y'all, I'm all for getting things for free, (oh hey!), but just saying that's what I heard and now you've heard it here. Hey girl hey!

THE WRAP UP...

Courtney's New Cut Perez

Cisco Adler dances for sun in January Eatskeet

Eva Mendes Nipple Slip Video Popcrunch

Lindsey Lohan has a new job Dlisted

Kim Kardashian Feeds her Giant Sister Thegrumpiest

EVERYONE LOVES CLOVERFIELD... BUT I DIDN'T !

They should have named it Dizzyfield. They should warn people that you may need to vomit from motion sickness. The entire movie is supposed to look like your watching someone's personal video tape, so for the most part, it's bad angles and feet.



But I will have to say, the young actress that played Beth McIntyre, Odette Yustman, is going to be a huge movie star. Very beautiful and very talented! Sorry boys this 'lil hottie is taken by Actor Trevor Wright. And for you other boys, Trevor Wright just did a beach/surf version of Brokeback Mountain called Shelter with Actor Brade Rowe... Oh damn!



Speaking of hotties. The ugly girl in Mean Girls, Lizzy Caplan is HOT!

KIRSTEN DUNST FOR MIU MIU SPRING/SUMMER AD CAMPAIGN

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LINDSEY LOHAN IS HAVING A SMOGESBORG OF ITALIAN MEN IN CAPRI

DailyMail UK Reports on Lindsey's three men one night... I have to tell you I kind of feel for this girl. I know that most of the people reporting and reading about Lindsey had a few promiscuous nights themselves. So thank God you weren't being recorded 24 hours ! Think about it what are the kinds of crazy things you did from the ages of 17-30?

No.1 Friday night: Lindsay meets her first beau of the weekend - waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio from Rome, but there was more to come...

No.2, Saturday night: Eduardo Costa gets up close and personal with a glamorous looking Lindsay at the 12th Annual Capri Hollywood International Film Festival

No.3 Sunday morning: The final kiss - Dario Faiella gets his chance with Li-Lo with her THIRD kiss of the night but he gets luckier than the others

3rd times the charm as they say. Only actor Dario Faiella, the son of Italian music legend Peppino Di Capri, headed back to her hotel. But Li-Lo was clearly smitten with her choice, as she showed an undressed Faiella her appreciation with a loving hand on his derriére out on her room balcony.

LINDSEY LOHAN AND VICTORIA GOTTI ARE THE SAME...

Lindsey has been sporting her post rehab look, the Victoria Gotti.

LINDSEY LOHAN AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE THE SAME...

Vintage Lohan and the Jonas bothers both love Dooney & Bourke bags...

RADIO TALK WITH LINDSEY LOHAN ....

LINDSEY CALLS UP MIX 94.1 TO TRY AND SCORE SOME HANNAH MONTANA TICKETS FOR A FRIEND. SHE ALSO CONFESSES TO LOVING TILA TEQUILA AND HER MTV SHOW A SHOT AT LOVE. CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO HEAR THE INTERVIEW... YOUR WELCOME=P

LINDSEY SAY NO TO DRUGS AND YES TO WORK ..

La BlowHan shooting a print comercial in McArthur Park in Los Angeles.

PAUL DAVIS. LA’S HOT NEW BACHELOR

Hitting the LA scene lately is the LA Clipper's # 40 Paul Davis. Recently seen out last night at Les Deux in Hollywood. Below is my list of potential mates for Paul:

Britney Spears
Pros- Instant family
Cons-Instant family
Lindsey Lohan
Pros-fast driver
Cons- piss her off she will chase you down
Katy Perry
Pros- She will write a song about you.
Cons-She will write a song about you.

Don’t give the actresses coke !

Not going to lie Lindsey is looking mighty fine lately ! Her skin is on point. True !
Go LALA!

HOT SPOT!!!

I hear from a very reliable source (Jared Craft) the new Katsuya in Hollywood was the hot spot Friday. I can recall him dropping quite a few names like Sobriety activist Lindsey Lohan, Ryan Seacrest, Brett Botlhouse and crew. I of course was not there. So the hot spot it was not! I’ll tell you where the hot spot was. The Hot spot on Friday was in Newport. That’s right it was the 3 hour cruise tour I went on, that took more like 5 hours and the toilets flooded about 2 hours into it. I went to see Katy P perform. The cruise started at 7 pm Katy wasn’t scheduled to be on till 11:10 so what were we to do but drink and drink we did which led to placing Katy Perry your so gay stickers on every ones back..Now that’s hot! . EP drops November 20th Biatches!