LINDSAY LOHAN'S NEW ALBUM COVER...

Hollywood's bad girl Lindsay Lohan is coming out with another album called Spirit In The Dark. Umm, she ain't lying! If anyone's spirit is in the dark it's Lindsay's. I do be thinking she looks real cute on her cover, though. The 'lil witch's album comes out November 4, 2008.  Go vote instead! 

"17 AGAIN" AND "FREAKY FRIDAY' ARE THE SAME

Ok.  So I love Zac Efron, and I'm sure I'm going to see this movie opening night, but why does Hollywood keep regurgitating the same SH*T over and over again. I LOVE YOU ZAC!  This movie was already made in 1976 when Jodie Foster did Freaky Friday.  Then Fred Savage did this story line in the 1988 film Vice Versa. We can't forget about Tom Hanks in Big. Then Lindsay Lohan did the re-make of Freaky Friday in 2003. So now we have 17 which is a mild mix of all of these. 

LINDSAY LOHAN'S LABOR PAINS MOVIE TRAILER...

I tried this once to get out of a job and look at my life now. So I say faking a pregnancy is the best career mov-ie one could make.  Also, if you think your man might leave you for another just say, "Honey I'm pregnant." Worked for me.  If someone tries to car-jack you, you could say, "Don't hurt me I'm pregnant."  It only ever works.

KNEEPAD LEGGINGS... GENIUS

Linds making it a better life for the working girl.  Lindsay Lohan legging "collection." Some have kneepads, some have zippers, but never both.  Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing. Lindsay please, please, please join Katy and I on Warped Tour. You can DJ on the bus. Please send boxes of your leggings for Suzanne and krew.

LINDSAY IS GIVING ME MARILYN...

We might have a "Same"-ish . Lindsay Lohan is gone with the wind at the MTV Movie Awards. I think Lindsay looks great. Love this color on her. You go ho!

THE WRAP UP ... IT'S BACK Y'ALL

All the things I don't feel like writing about. Right here everybody.

Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Confirm Pregnancy

Will Britney Show in Court Today?

Lindsay Lohan Caught Kissing Rumored Lesbian Partner

Miley Cyrus Is Bi-Sexual: Cyrus Caught In The Act!

Madonna’s $471,000 Chanel Bag: Worth More Than a Kiss from Clooney!

MICHAEL LOHAN BLOGS TOO...

Michael Lohan has something to say about his estranged wife's new show "Living Lohan." Lets be real these poor kids don't have any good parental guidance from either side.

Michael says:

"Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?

Well, let’s see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.

For now, let’s just say I’m still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali’s career and being a “real” mother, or reading tabloids.

I’ve had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.

If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what’s right for the kid’s sake. Not for our own!

I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.

-Michael"

LINDSAY LOHAN "BOSSY"

Can't tell if I like it. I don't think I do. What do you think? Actually it's going to have to go into my itunes workout play list for one hot tranny minute.

LINDSAY LOHAN GETS UGLY...

No not in Samantha Ronson's lady business. Eek! I meant on the show Ugly Betty. Lindsay will appear on the season finale and is said to be joining the 3rd season of Betty La Fea for at least five episodes. I'm really interested to see Lins on the small screen. I actually think that when LiLo is focused she's a really good actress.

CHRISTIAN SIRIANO ON UGLY BETTY

Check out Project Runway season 4 winner on Ugly Betty. Ok really, I've never given this show a chance. But this actually looks funny.

Lindsay Lohan will be guest starring on the show's season finale. Work good. Parting baaaad.

TODAYS MYSPACE FEATURED ICON... JARED LETO

Jared Leto talks about his role in Chapter 27

Today April 8th 2008 Myspace Celebrity featured Jared Leto for his new movie Chapter 27 also staring Lindsey Lohan. Jared plays John Lennon's killer and had to gain over 60 pounds for the role. For more on your favorite celebrities go to Myspace Celebrity.

PLAYBOY WANTS LINDSAY LOHAN...

Well we all knew this was cumming. Hugh Hefner wants Lindsay Lo to recreate Marilyn's famous swim from Something's Got to Give says a source to New York Magazine.

“….Lindsay is tempted to continue her nude homage to MM….Playboy’s Hugh Hefner has offered the young star the chance to re-create Marilyn’s famed nude swim from the unfinished film ‘Something’s Got To Give.’”

LINDSAY LOHAN " NO ONE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY AS AN ACTRESS"

Rumor has it that LiLo didn't get a single Oscar after party invitation.

“She’d rather stay at home - and feels no one takes her seriously as an actress anyway,” according to a published report.

That's so not true because I watched Georgia Rules three times in my hotel room in San Diego. I just noticed all the coke on the knife she has in her mouth. right?

COVER STORY... LINDSAY LOHAN

Lindsay Lohan giving us her best Marilyn Monroe. Lindsay is on the cover of New York Magazine posing like Marilyn in what is know as " The Last Sitting" .

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot Marilyn Monroe in “The Last Sitting” photo shoot and 46 years later, he revisited his classic shots with Lindsay Lohan.



Lindsay in NYMag. commenting on Marilyn Monroe and Heath Ledgers tragic deaths:"They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone… I don’t know. I’m not them. But I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.”

Lins on Marilyn's shoot: “Here is a woman who is giving herself to the public. She’s saying, ‘Look, you’ve taken a lot from me, so why don’t I give it to you myself.’ She’s taking control back.”



Lindsay on posing nude:“I was comfortable with it… I didn’t have to put much thought into it. I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? When is that ever going to come up? It’s really an honor.”