KATY PERRY WANTS YOU FOR THE GRAMMY'S

Ok so here's your big chance! Click here to start

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

LOSER LILY ALLEN TRIES TO PICK A FIGHT WITH KATY PERRY

Looks like Lily Allen is getting bored making out with senior citizens. Lily has taken to targeting Katy Perry in order to keep herself in the papers. The crude singer took to her Facebook this time to write “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”

A bit childish if you ask me. Well Lilly, it doesn't matter how crazy and bitchy you get, Katy is not going to play into your sick 'lil high school games. So your all alone. All alone with your super old man boyfriend, with his saggy wrinkly balls and big man tits. Yuck! If you want your single to take off, then promote it rather than try to get lazy by stirring drama with hard working artists? And stay away from my grandfather!

THE KATY GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING ...

LET'S BRING IN THE NEW YEAR !

This is one of my favorite pictures. Well it has me in it, Katy Perry, hot model Colin Owens, and one of my favorite designers for "Chatav Ectabit" Clifford Fong. Oh Cliff, I loved your Chanel Sailors Coat!


Emma Roberts and Zelda Williams looking hot with some amazing belt action going on.


Katy Perry is giving me new haircut, new single, new year.


Katy Perry's love interest in her new video "Thinking Of You," actor Matt Dallas.


Singer JoJo brings in the New Year in a purple Herve Leger dress, and a cropped leather jacket.

KATY PERRY'S DOUBLE THE PLEASURE ...

Katy has been so busy this last year, that for New Year's Eve, she performed in New York AND Los Angeles... Katy can teleport for '09

WHERE I'LL BE FOR NEW YEARS EVE

What's up party people. Looks like I'll be spending another New Years Eve with my BFF Katy Perry, and after four years they just keep getting bigger and better.

I hope your spending your NYE with someone special. Please be safe and don't drink and drive! I'm serious!

KATY PERRY AND KELLY ROWLAND ARE THE SAME

Katy in her teeny tiny green bikini in Mexico and Kelly in the same in Miami. Caliente!

A NIGHT CAP WITH THE GAYS

So last night I get a text from Katy Perry to come join her for drinks in West Hollywood. I was already out to dinner at my favorite go-to restraunt in LA, Dominick's. I was dinning with fellow hero Shannon Woodward, hero boyfriend Andrew Garfield, and also present was hairstylist Aaron Light.

Katy was having dinner with Dita Von Teese and her bff make-up artist Gregory Arlt at Sur in WeHo.

Dita whored out this beautiful Christian Dior coat with beaded sleeves and the best envelope pockets. Simply Deeeeevine!

THE EMA DIARY OF KATY PERRY

You think you know, but you have no idear. from Katy Perry on Vimeo.

This is great that Katy Perry did a diary. I had to miss the whole event, but now that I watched her video diary, I really feel like I was there. Thanks for that KP!

"They've made a monster out of me".

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE RETIRES HIS #1 HIT "SEXY BACK"

Justin Timberlake has retired 2006 #1 hit single "Sexy Back." Justin announced that he will no longer perform the song.

I wonder if Katy Perry will do the same with her single "I Kissed A Girl" that sat on the #1 spot for 7 weeks? Maybe not just yet.

KATY PERRY'S DEAD HOLLYWOOD BIRTHDAY BASH

Birthday girl Katy Perry came as the late Freddie Mercury. While Capitol's very own Angelica Cobb came as Jacki O. Oooo what a grand time we had!



Hair stylist Aaron Light went as Andy Warhol. Singer Ferras went has David Bowie from The Labyrinth. DJ Mia Moretti being a muse in her own right came as Andie Warhol's muse Eddie Sedgwick.



Male model Rob Williams won the $1,000 dollar check for best costume.  He went as Flava Flav. Congratulations Rob!


I really didn't follow Katy's rule on coming as someone dead in life or in career, Hollywood- wise.  John and I, in a last minute costume change went as the dead poo from the critically-acclaimed, high art film "2 girls, 1 cup."

THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS

It's so crazy/amazing to hear the part when Missy Elliot raps using Katy Perry's name.

A WEDDING FOR ANGELA AND A BIRTHDAY FOR KATY

A WEDDING FOR ANGELA AND A BIRTHDAY KATY


I had a lot to celebrate on the 25th. My good friend Angela Wood got married to T.J. Stafford and Katy Perry celebrated her 25th birthday. So this is a video of us celebrating both. Check out Angela's music by clicking HERE.

KATY PERRYS QUINCENERITA !!!

Katy Perry putting the eh-spice back into the MTV Latin Music Awards. Katy first performed her hit song "I Kissed A Girl" in a full Quincenera gown that she striped down to reveal a very Perry candy print jumper. The song ends with KP jumping into a large birthday cake. Genius!!!

COVER STORY... KATY PERRY

It's our very own 'Lil Grrrl on the cover of the November Issue of Blender Magazine. This is actually a great article.  Long too (the good kind).  I was like, "Gurl, I'm learning so much about you." So if you don't have it, get it. It's Miss Perry's first US cover.

UR NOT SO GAY

Hil Duff and Comedian Wanda Sykes have teamed up with the GLSEN and The Advertising Council for an ad campaign called "Think B4 You Speak."

HAPPY SWEET 16 MILEY!!!

Miley Cyrus celebrated her 16th-ish birthday two nights ago at Disney Land. The funny thing is that Katy Perry and fellow Hero Shannon Woodward planned on going to Disney Land right before they realized Miley was having a party. So we gott our DJ Mia Moretti and headed to the best place on earth. Can I tell you that this has been one of the best weekend enders with "OUR" BFF Katy Perry. Thank you Miley for having us and introducing me to Justin your boyfriend. We had soooo much fun!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILEY CYRUS ....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILEY CYRUS .... AGAIN

REMEMBER THE GOOD OL' HOUSE PARTY?

Amazing!
Katy Perry and OUR dear dear friend designer Brian Lichtenberg 
The Best house party picture. I see Katy talking to designer Brian Lichtenberg. Josh Groban saying good-bye to someone I don't know. We love JGro!!!
The Lovely Lady GA GA and Katy Perry. 
DJ Mia Moretti with friend Leven Rambin. 

So Saturday night Katy Perry and I went to house party. What should have been a few drinks amongst friends and maybe a few game board games  turned into a crazy house of crazy. Me teaming up with Lady GA GA for a walk-off against Katy P and Shannon W, later turned into someone Hulk Cogan-ing my t-shirt off. (I was really sad about that because it was my favorite Neil Barrett shirt so I took my assistant's shirt. Thank you Jonathan)  It was just so much fun hanging out with friends and not dealing with any clubs and just being able to completely let go. 

A very special thanks to Eric for letting us turn his house into a Romper Room. 

A KISS FOR FRIENDS ...

It's Friday night and a girls gotta eat. So miss Katy Perry and I mass text messaged eight of our closes friends to meet us at Beso in Hollywood. After dinner we went upstairs for cocktail and yes we had a designated driver.  My assistant Jonathan.  After an amazing dinner at Beso we pumped on down to Teddy's in Hollywood to dance where world famous DJ Mia Moretii was spinning. I have to mention how amazing Kittle looked in her skin tight polka dot dress by Moschino. You're welcome x17.

KATY PERRY "HOT N COLD" MUSIC VIDEO

AN AMERICAN GIRL IN PARIS...

Katy Perry looks amazing as she arrives at the Patrick Demarchelier's exhibition party last night in Paris. Patrick is an amazing photographer who has shot for every major magazine and has photographed people from Leonardo Dicaprio to the late Gianni Versace.  Brilliant!

Gianni Versace. Paris 1992

Princess Diana. London 1990

Leonardo Dicaprio. 1999

LANCE BASS DANCES TO "I KISSED A GIRL"

This is actually pretty funny. Go, go, gay gadgets go!!!

KATY PERRY FINDS FRIENDS AT THE CHRISTIAN DIOR SHOW

Well this is a trio I didn't expect to see together in one place. The Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2009 fashion show in Paris had a full house. Lilly Allen, Dita Von Teese and Katy Perry, and if you look closely you can see a bit of Emma Watson next to KP. Oh and above both of them is Travis McCoy from Gym Class Heroes. I'd notice that tattoo sleeve anywhere.

My good friend Rob Williams says- "Lilly Allen is one season away from not being in this photo. Look at how much more polished Katy and Dita are."

Amazing! So very true Rob.

MAKING THE VIDEO WITH KATY PERRY

Making of the "Hot N Cold" Video

PARIS FASHION WEEK ... IVANAHELSINKI

This young Scandinavian line has caught my attention with its animal prints and summer breeze dresses. I could see Katy Perry sporting a few of these dresses and tiger-print leggings.

MATT BECKLEY AND KATY PERRY ROCKED OUT AT SCALA!!!

A very bendy Katy Perry and her band mate Matt Beckley rocked out hard to the singer's new single Hot N Cold at Scala in London last night.  'Lil girl always giving her all.

REUNITED WITH KITTY PURRY

This is me being reunited with Katy Perry's cat Kitty Purry.  I mean "OUR" cat. When Katy or I leave town we have fellow Hero Pierre Baltadano take car of Kitty or Bella. Only thing is that as of late, Kitty seems to have a permanent residence with Pierre and only supervised visits with Katy.  Sorry Katy.

KATY PERRY AND THE BAND GET DOWN IN MILAN

Katy Perry and band were fully decked out in D&G when they performed in Milan on Monday.  Love, love, love Katy's sequined D&G dress!  Hahaha check out drummer Adam Marcello's OH face in the background.

KATY PERRY AND KELLY ROWLAND GO SHEER FOR D&G

Katy Perry and Kelly Rowland pose for pictures at the D&G Women's Spring/Summer '09 fashion show in Milan.

KATY PERRY IN GERMANY...

Don't worry Katy.  German is a very difficult language to learn.  Trust me, I got a D in it in high school.

KATY PERRY IN GERMANY

CHRIS CROCKER DEBUTED AT 42 ON ITUNES...

Myspace sensation Chris Crocker has released his debut single "Mind In The Gutter" on iTunes. "Christina" is getting his myspace friends on it.  And he's proved it's nothing, because he debuted at #42; right below Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl."  That's a pretty impressive feat with no label backing you up.

To listen to Chris Crocker's new single click here

KATY PERRY AND ANNA LYNNE MCCORD ARE THE SAME

Wow, how interesting. I wonder how 90120's Anna Lynne McCord managed to get all that poodle hair under that short bob wig. Well, in the game of fame same there are no winners; but since I made it up, I say Katy wins! She looks the best in her Dolce & Gabbana dress. You're welcome!

LOVE IS THE DRUG ...

KATY PERRY AND ANNE HATHAWAY ARE THE SAME...

Stylist Camilla Nickerson and Stylist Johnny Wujek might be on the verge of a new fashion trend for the fall.

INTERVIEW WITH ALICIA WITT

BEST DRESSED GIRLS AT THE VMA'S...

Katy Perry looked beautiful in her floral Dolce and Gabanna strapless dress.

Lindsey Lohan is giving me lesbian chic.

Audrina Patridge in Ellie Saab.

BIG VMA LET DOWN...

Not just because Katy didn't win, but because I didn't win.

BLENDER TOASTS KATY PERRY

Last night Blender Magazine toasted to Katy Perry. The VMA nominee showed up to the party looking flawless in her 80's vintage leather zip front dress and she shared a toast with boyfriend Travis McCoy and other BFF Shannon Woodward who sported a rather flossy (G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S.  YES, the glamorous, glamorous. The flossy, flossy.) necklace by Lia Sophia. Later Katy found herself in a bloggers sandwich between Perez and I. Squuuuuuuuish!

KATY PERRY SPORTS A NEW HAIRDO AT THE NYLON PARTY

Wow, Katy looked so uh-mazing when she walked in last minute to the Nylon party at Tropicana Bar in Hollywood last night. I was breathless when I saw this new Katy. I'm telling you she demanded everyone's attention. Perfect! Looks like I'm going to the wig shop.

IT'S REMIX FRIDAY Y'ALL

DJ Groupe E (aka Mia Moretti) has put out a hot new remix for Katy Perry's Hot N Cold single... Go to her myspace and download it now!!!

MADONNA AND MARKUS ARE THE SAME...

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKING UP IN VEGAS ...

Oh what a world. So we planned a trip to Vegas, and by we I mean all the Heroes, well, we were missing a few like Josh and Ferras. But Shannon and Pierre and Sister Angela "Ginger" Hudson all booked flights to go see Katy perform at the ROK night club inside New York New York Hotel & Casino.

So here's how it all went down.

First, we meet up with famed hairstylist Rick Henry at the airport who brought along a few friends: Prom Queen Britney Snow, her hottie boyfriend Ryan Rottman, and 90210's Jessica Stroup. Fresh off the plane we were ready and all in the mood to get a little Spring-ish Breaky-ish.

So now we're all in Vegas and we head over to the very opulent Mirage Hotel to meet up with our tour guy Marco, manager at the Kim Vo Salon and friend of Rick's, who is the Bee's Knees in Vegas and really, really hot to boot. We settled in our rooms and then decided to all get Spa treatments at the Kim Vo Spa. I got a massage and an Opulence facial that truly was opulent.


After we got rubbed and scrubbed, we had dinner at the very swanky restaurant Japonias. I recommend the smoked Kobe (so delicious).


Next, it was Katy time! Off to the New York New York to meet up with Katy, but not before posing for the Paps . This one was a group thing with BFF Shannon Woodward and the ever so talented artists Actor Brady Corbet.



Katy, Trav, and I managed to squeeze a blog in before the show too.


Katy's performance rocked the Rok while looking genius thanks to Johnny Wujek, her grandma Ann stayed up past her bed time to drop it like its hot, and Pierre managed to crash in hero style with friend Scott all the way from an afternoon wedding in Santa Barbara to catch the show. Perez Hilton was of course in attendance with good friend Pia Glenn.



Afterwards, Perez decided we should all go to the Lavo nightclub at the Palazzo. So off we went but from then on, it gets a little hazy (with a few pics and video to piece it all together, thank god).


Day 1 and 2 blend into each other, as most whirlwind events do, but after an evening with some ladies and dolla bills, most of us managed to stumble back to the hotel for a couple hours rest.  Shannon, Brady, and I went to have breakfast (lunch really) at Fin the Chinese food restaurant.  Then we made another spa appointment; Yes we loved the Kim Vo spa that much. After we made our appointments we went to meet Pierre and peeps at the Bare Bar. Giving me Saddam & Gomorrah with all the topless bar and outdoor sex action.  Yes people, there were some sexin' fools pullin' the undercover sexin'.

Next was group dinner at Stack that Marco had planned.



After dinner, we made a mad dash for The Beatles show Love by Cirque du Soleil which was so amazing.  The acrobatics, the costumes, the colors and music; just how it all came together like a magical dream.

After the show we went to Jet night club. Which was not a good look.



So off to Bank, the names for clubs crack me up (I'M ROLLING!!) ... After Bank Shannon and I ran back to our hotel . Mind you its 4am.


So we'll Say La Ve Vegas. And as Jerry Blank would say, "I woke up with blood on my ass and then we got high."

THIS IS WHAT I FEEL LIKE IN VEGAS... FULL DISTURBIA

KATY PERRY IS ESTELLE'S AMERICAN GIRL...

Katy Perry and British singer Estelle hung out in New York.

Fun Fact: Katy's bus driver for Warped Tour is now Estelle's bus driver for her tour.

KATY PERRY PERFORMING "I KISSED A GIRL" ON " THE TODAY SHOW

Katy Perry, alongside Jesse McCartney and the Pussycat Dolls, all performed on The Today Show as part of their Songs Of Summer Special. I Kissed A Girl being "THE" song of the summer of course. I love my 'lil strawberry girl!

HEY EVERYONE, IT'S KATY PERRY AND IT'S KATY PERRY...

On iTunes Top 20 that is ... Snagging the #10 spot with I Kissed A Girl and the #11 spot with Hot N Cold.

VIDEO CHAT WITH FERRAS AND CHRIS CROCKER

Here is an old video chat I recorded with EMI recording artist Ferras and inter-web celebrity Chris Crocker.

Since the video, Ferras never came out to Texas to join Katy Perry and I on Warped Tour. Katy never performed at the Teen Choice Awards due to them being homophobic and scared of a little controversy.  Chris Crocker has taken his blue jeans off and put on a skirt and grabed his Manolo's and has moved to Hollywood.  So check out Christina's new web site MsChrisCrocker.com.  You're Welcome!

JORDIN SPARKS ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA

The bass player with the beaded goatee... your team Katy!

NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY !!!

KATY PERRY GOT SOMETHING TO SAY...

Clearing the air with a fart from Katy Perry on Vimeo.
She's back to Vlog ... Get into it!

WONDER(BRA)FUL DITA VON TEESE

I told you it was coming. Dita Von Teese has released her first Ad campaign photos for Wonderbra. Very sexy! She's giving curves. Katy look into your future. We all know who's responsible for those amazing red lips, our good friend and makeup artist Gregory Arlt.

Dita on her sexy ways- It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood.

KATY PERRY SAYS GOODNIGHT...

Good night and Good bye Warped Tour


Love this Dolce and Gabbana dress on Katy... Love and miss our Warped Tour Family!!!

KATY PERRY'S TIPS FOR TOURING WITH BOYS...

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Entertainment News

My favorite part in this video is when Katy and Victoria Asher from Cobra Starship beat the boys at their own video game. "Go Estrogen!"

CATCHING UP WITH FERRAS... CHICAGO TIMES

So its been forever since I've seen my gay BFF Ferras. Its hard not to spread yourself thin when your two best friends are major label recording artist that both happen to be on Capitol records. So I was out of my mind excited to hear that Katy and I's paths would be crossing with Ferras in Chicago. My lil Cholita Ferras was in Chi town to perform at LOLLAPALOOZA along side of Kayne West, MGMT, Uffie, The Ting Tings and such as and such as.

KATY PERRY RECEIVES A GIFT FROM BETSEY JOHNSON

So this past weekend I went with my new fast friends Erin Lucas, Marissa Rubenstein and my old fast friend Mia Moretti to the Hamptons to meet up with the ultra fabulous super fashion icon Betsey Johnson. B.J. was showing off her 2008 eyewear to the Hamptons A-ish list-ish. The fashionista has a message for our 'lil cholita Katy Perry. Enjooooooy!



Katy P loved her gift Betsey. She whored it that night at her perfomance at Warped Tour in Englishtown, New Jersey

U SEE ME ROLLIN!

ROLLING WITH THE HOMIES...


I love roller coasters !!!

BILL O'REILLY TALKS ABOUT KATY PERRY'S "LESBIAN" KISS

Known anti-gay activist and all around douche bag Bill O'Reilly is talking about the #1 song in America right now- Oops thats Katy's song "I Kissed A Girl." I generally take a stand on watching his show but I'm interested on seeing what he has to say about the subject of same gender kissing. 

The O'Reily Factor is on tonight at 8PM and again at 11PM ET. 

"The hottest song in America right now is about a lesbian kiss!"

BELATED BIRTHDAY SONG... BETTER LATE THEN NEVER

Just like Katy's period... hehehe... Happy Birthday Mr. Johnny Wojek!

WOW A CAR JUST FOR THE "GAYS"... THANKS SAAB

So I'm reading an article on my BFF Ferras that my other BFF Katy Perry showed me on GayWired. So I'm reading and then I notice this ad for Saab. The ad reads, "Because not all roads are straight," and right below that it reads, "Ride one today." That reminds me of ads BMW had all over West Hollywood not too long ago that read, "Hard top. Firm bottom. It's so L.A."

COVER STORY... KATY PERRY

Katy Perry on the cover of the August 2008 issue of Santa Barbara Magazine.

Katy Perry "I Kissed A Girl" Live Warped Tour -VIRGINIA BEACH, VA

I loved this performance. I love the red dress. I love when Nat from 3oh!3 joins Adam Marcello on the drums.

I'm having so much fun on The Vans Warped Tour and I wanted to thank all my readers. You guys are the best! I really want to share as much as possible with you guys.

MIAMI WUZ B-A-N-A-N-A-S

MIAMI WUZ B-A-N-A-N-A-S

BLOGGING... CUBAN STYLE

KNEEPAD LEGGINGS... GENIUS

Linds making it a better life for the working girl.  Lindsay Lohan legging "collection." Some have kneepads, some have zippers, but never both.  Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing. Lindsay please, please, please join Katy and I on Warped Tour. You can DJ on the bus. Please send boxes of your leggings for Suzanne and krew.

KITTY PURRY AND BELLA MOLINARI...

Even though momma and daddy are on the road this summer Kitty Purry and Bella Molinari have each other.

ALLIAGATOR HUNTING...

So the Katy Perry Klan has left Atlanta, Georgia and has headed east/south to Miami. Well, part of us has. Katy Perry and band has gone to LA to shoot So You Think You Can Dance and MTV's F & N TV.   Myself and Suzanne Sansone, Katy's Executive Assistant, and Lisa Goe, the head of all KP's Merchandise, both long time friends of KPees, are going to sun it up in Miami. But not before we catch us a gator...

APRIL MATSON VS FOX NEWS

April Matson-   My good friend and co-star Matt Dallas and I were killing time on set the other day and perusing MarkusIsTheDrug as we do every day on set together. Among all of the other wonderful things Markus keeps us abreast of, we get to keep tabs on what Katy Perry is up to and what people are saying about her. I’m a big fan of Katy’s and an acquaintance of hers whom I have the utmost respect for. This is the main reason I felt so compelled to express what has been going through my mind ever since I saw the Fox News clip shaming Katy for her supposed poor influence on America’s youth. Which, might I add, I don’t remember being so sexually pure up until the release of “I Kissed A Girl”.

Just the day before this “breaking news” (thank God they covered this what with nothing else going on in the world more important to discuss) Matt and I were looking at Katy’s outstanding new website when he turned to me and said “How fun to be Katy Perry. She gets to carry out her dream by having fun and being herself.” He was absolutely right. I’m not sure if I’ve ever met a young woman so authentic and I’ve definitely never met a girl who was so authentic and had this kind of career because of it. Katy writes her own songs, has her own fabulous sense of style, a tremendous work ethic and all the while has more fun doing it than one could imagine. She’s a good friend to her friends, a captivating performer, a true artist and happens to be really, really, really good at playing Taboo. (Is this the proper time to use the word IRONIC? I’ve been confused since Alanis used the term.)

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MEGAN FOX IS BACK ON THE MARKET...

Could Megan Fox have heard the "I want to kiss Megan Fox" cry's of Katy Perry? I'm assuming she has because shortly after Katy P announced at the Spike TV Men's Choice Awards that she wanted to make-out with her, Megan Fox ended her engagement to actor Brian Austin Green. I say get your cherry chapstick ready Katy.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ON THE 5TH OF JULY...

You know how they say better late than never. Well that's what I'm saying today. The woe's of touring with Katy Perry. There really are none, but if I had to list a few is keeping y'all updated by finding good Internet connection. Everything else is F-in amazing. We are having so much fun. I even had fun spending my 4th in Austin, Texas yesterday. We started off with some hot ass HOT wings at Hooters. Then it lead to a BIG ass nap at the Embassy Suites, you know, the place where everyone can feel like a BALLER because every room's a suite. Later it lead to an amazing dinner at some Mexican restaurant that our tour manager Julia Ervin suggested. She lived in Texas before. Y'alls, Queso is on a whole other level. After the feast I opted for a movie and dessert in my room. Katy and Travis went to see Andrew W.K. at Emo's. I'm kind of bummed I missed it because I heard the show was awesome! So that was how I spent my 4th y'all BIATCHES!

"PERRY CONTROVERSIAL" SAYS FOX NEWS

KATY PERRY CALLS HER KATY CATS THE THE RESCUE

So Katy and I are up late the other night staying at her hairstylist Aaron Lite's parents house which happens to live in Missouri, one of our Warped Tour stops. Aaron had flown in for Katy's Blender Magazine shoot and Rollingstone shoot. Anyways, we're on the internet and Katy comes across this YouTube video blog "review" on her song "I Kissed A Girl." My first reaction was that this guy was really adorable, hot almost. Second reaction was that he was a total douche bag, but we had to finish the video. It actually made us laugh ... So you know what Katy did, she wrote a blog posting the video on her blog site sicking her Katy Cat fans on this D bag.

Katy writes -

"You… were almost fuckable…sick em’ boys! (KATY CATS TO THE RESCUE!)
BRUTAL!
p.s. if you know this cutie pa tutie, please advertise his car for sale on craigslist.

p.s.s. how did you know about the big fat guy in the back room that writes all my songs… that is supposed to be a secret.

lylas! (sike!)"

Next morning this guy had a ton of BRUTAL comments left for him including one from Perez Hilton.



I'm in love! I see a career in entertainment for Mr. Cajcameron. Oh and keep an eye out for the Katy Perry's response video. You're Welcome!

TRAVIS MCCOY DOES AN AMY WINEHOUSE AND PUNCHES A CONCERT INSTIGATOR

Well you know how they say roll with the punches. That is certainly the case for one Warped Tour attendee. Travis McCoy lead front man for the band Gym Class Heroes was arrested this evening July 1st in Maryland Heights, Missouri at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater around 8:30pm after his concert.

Travis, 26, punched the heckler after he yelled racial obscenities calling Travis a "fucking ignorant nigger." Travis stopped the show and asked the guy, "did you just call me an ignorant nigger?" The guy said, "Yes I did you fucking ignorant nigger." Travis then asked the guy to come to the front of the stage the guy did and apparently raised a fist, and grabbed Travis's leg that he had injured previous to this concert and was using a cane to get around in so in self defense, Travie then started to punch the guy in the head.



The guy was removed and Travis continued the show. Stopping a few times to apologize for his behavior to his fans.

After the show Missouri police were waiting for Mr. McCoy to take him away. Later learning the instigator in question had a record of aggravated assault and a warrant out for his arrest.

Stay tuned for how things will unfold.

COVER STORY... KRISTEN, BLAKE, EMMA, AMANDA

Vanity Fair's August 2008 Hollywood's NEW WAVE Issue has Kristen Stewart, Blake lively, Emma Roberts and Amanda Seyfried all sharing the cover.

You know, I have to point out that when Vanity Fair asked Emma Roberts what was on her iPod, she said Katy Perry.

A BIRTHDAY SONG FOR PIERRE...

It's Pierre Baltadano's 24th birthday today so Katy and I decided to sing him a song and tell him how much we love and miss him.

MARKUS AND ETHAN VIDEO BLOG...

I did a video blog with Katy Perry's band leader Ethan Roberts.

WHO WHORED IT BETTER?

Look what we have here. Two girls one dress . Dania Ramirez whored it on the red carpet and Katy Perry whored it during her Spike TV Men's Choice Awards. Who do you think whored it better? Dania or Katy?

 & 

YOUNG HOLLYWOOD...

So I found this new blog site when I googled my name today. I do it daily. Just kidding. Chut up! I found Young Hollywood and I liked it.

"I don't even get to mention that Katie's BFF, fashionista and stylist to the stars Markus Molinari, will be backstage for the duration."

THE KATY PERRY WARPED TOUR FAMILY...

With a few add ons.

WORKING OUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR JUST GOT HOTTER ...

Armani has David Beckham working out in his underwear. Please don't try this at home unless you are David Beckham. Actually, this might be the look Katy and I go for on Warped Tour because it's so freakin hot! In the shweaty balls kind of way. Hmm...underwear and balls...

FEATURED MYSPACE CELEBRITY ICON KATY PERRY

MySpace has put Katy Perry on the front page of Myspace Celebrity. My girl is popping up everywhere. Also, Perez texted Katy P last night to inform her that she has two songs in iTunes Top 100 downloads: I Kissed A Girl is #1 and Hot And Cold is #33. WOW! Talk about getting on top. GOGOGO!

"SHE'S GOING TO BE A STAR"...RAVE REVIEW

The LA Times gave miss Katy Perry a raving review.

"Points deducted for making the heart sign with her fingers. Points added for the scissor-kick off the monitor."

"Strawberry balloons. She’s gonna be a star."

For more on this review click here

PRESS-ISH ...READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Well, well, well. A shot out to the gays for her gay. I found this interview Katy Perry did for HX Magazine with Brandon Voss in the Pride issue.

"I’ll walk into a party with Markus and we’ll say, “If he’s your team, you can have him; if he’s on my team, I’m going to take him.” At the end of the night, someone ends up with him."

What are you doing Katy? I'm not a slut. Truth be told I haven't had a date in over a year. Yes, I've had a few drunken indiscretions but when I mean a few, I mean a few. OMG what a bitch, I'm trying to get married. And you know what they say, no ones going to buy the whole freakin ice cream truck when your handing out the popsicles for free.

For the rest of this very fairy interview click here

JANE FONDA, ENTERPRISE WANTS THEIR HONDA ...

So I'm at Enterprise rent a car on Ivar and Yucca in Hollywood returning my car because I'm on Warp. So the guy at the desk is on the phone and is like can you tell miss Fonda we've been to the house twice and we are getting ready to have a tow company confiscate it. Hahaha. Sometimes celebrities are such assholes about that type of stuff. GIVE BACK THE CAR! Give it girl, giveit, giveit girl!

THE KISSY GIRL IN QUESTION ...

So for all you Katy Perry I Kissed A Girl and I liked it fans. I am going to reveal the girl that Katy can't help but kiss. Her name is Shannon Woodward and she's Katys BFF. Trust me, she's very kissable but it was all very innocent you perverts. Just ask her super actor boyfriend Andrew Garfield. You're Welcome...

WRITE ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW ...

So I write about Katy Perry and well it has been a Katy P packed week. It started off with stylist Johnny Wujek and I teaming up again to style Katy Perry's record release party. That meant styling Katy, Perez Hilton, four band members, two models, Katy's super assistant and friend Susanna Sansone, Pierre Baltadano, and Andrew Garfield. So you can say we had our hands full. For Katy we had three changes: Arrival, Performance, and after party. Her arrival we did a Mermaid-esque gypsy look with a pink, sequined costume top and a tight green high wasted skirt by Elsie Katz paired with green, sequined shoes by Mui Mui. For Perez Hilton, we did a Harold Zedler ring master inspration. We filmed Perez's fitting for Myspace Fashion's The Fit so look out for that.
Katy 2nd look was an ice cream dress by Jeremy Scott. Pink shoes by converse.

Katy's 3rd and final look was a yellow music note dress by Jeremy Scott and black and white bleeding shoes by Sergio Rossi

I was a Giant tomato, was meant to be a cherry, looked more like an apple. Shoes by Supra... You're welcome!

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER THESPIAN IN THE GROUP...

Just incase you missed Katy Perry's acting debut on the Young and The Restless. Oh I meant lesbian, BTW. He he. You're welcome!

COVER STORY ... ZOOEY DESCHANEL

Zooey Deschanel isn't my favorite actress so it always suprises me when I see her working as an actress. How does one go from TNT's Tin Man to starring in M.Night Shyamalan's The Happening. So I guess it is fitting to have Zooey on the cover of Lucky Magazine's July 2008 issue. Your welcome!

TOUCHE LILY ALLEN...PEREZ REBUTEL?

So if you don't know, Perez Hilton and Lily Allen are in a sort of internet blogging feud. Yes! Loves the pointless drama.

Perez Says:click here

Lilly Says:click here

Katy Says :click here

Markus Says:click here

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KATY PERRY BLOGS TOO...

wrap me in ur maple goodness from Katy Perry on Vimeo.

KATY PERRY IS YOUNG AND RESTLESS ...

She's giving me Dynasty!

THINGS AND THINGS... BUSINESS MINDED

It's a funny thing when one of your best friends becomes famous. It's like they get swooped up by a tornado frenzy. And Katy is a worker bee. She will work, work, work. Point being, the Bronx one night then the Hamptons less then 24 hours later for an album release party. A Steve Madden store opening, a slew of interviews, TRL, and the last call I got from the working girl was that she's on a flight to Canada. Gogogo. We could all get far with a bit of Katy work ethic. Think more Business minded today y'all! You're welcome...

MARKUSISTHEDRUG GOES ON TOUR WITH KATY PERRY...

Yes y'all, I'm joining The Vans Warped Tour with Katy Perry starting June 20th- August 17th. You can catch me puttin on some cherry chapstick in the Katy Perry merchandise tent. Its pink so you can't miss me. So come over and say hi. I will also be putting up exclusive video coverage of Katy and I terrorizing everyone. =P Just kidding we're classy. Check out Katy P's Myspace for all the dates. You're welcome!

SHE'S LIKE A RAINBOW...

Katy Perry in Nylon Magazine's "School Of Rock" issue thats on stands now. You know, Scarlett Hohansson is on the cover.

NOT 1. NOT 2. BUT 3 CHANGES! KATY PERRY AT SPIKE TV'S MENS CHOICE AWARDS...

Perez Hilton got it right when he named Katy Perry the New Fashion Icon. First, I dressed Katy for the red carpet in a carmine orange metallic Vintage Ungaro from Coquette. The 80's gold starfish earrings are also from the famed Coquette. Then Katy changed into a hot and short red dress from Elsie Katz for her performance. But Perez did get one thing wrong...He missed the 3rd dress Katy changed into after her performance another Elsie Katz. She gave us Jessica Rabbit-ish in this strapless, very tight, very red, and very sexy dress. I always have fun dressing Katy because Katy likes to have fun with her fashion. She knows what looks good on her and what doesn't.

YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT WHEN ...

...a college ensemble choir sings your song... Katy Perry "Thinking of You". The funny thing is Katy didn't even go to College. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. J/K . Stay in school y'all!

KIRSTEN DUNST BLAMES IT ON THE RAIN ...

And by rain I mean depression. Kirsten Dunst speaks out about checking into Utah's Cirque Lodge Rehab Facility-

“I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse, I went there for depression. Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.”

I wanna play this song for Kiks. It's "Lost" by Katy Perry

KATY PERRY VS PEREZ HILTON

It finally happened! I hung out with Perez.

COVER STORY... KATY PERRY

Well if Nylon Magazine smart they would have put Katy Perry on their June 2008 School Of Rock issue. Instead they went with Scarlett Johansson. Katy does have about 4 pages in this issue so check it out.

- Now that I'm looking at this altered cover I'm thinking I may be a little get a little obsessive when it comes to my BF. You're Welcome!