JESSICA SIMPSON ON "THE VIEW"

Love JS, but she's giving me trophy housewife in this Diane Von Furstenberg wrap dress.

JESSICA SIMPSON: AUSTRALIAN FOR BEER...

Well it's not Australian, but it is beer. Jessica Simpson is not only the face of Stampede Beer, she's also a partner taking 15% of the company and in return she will hold beer pong competitions at every concert.  JK, JK, JK! (Rowling). It's not a bad idea.  And, how does one drink smart? It should say, "Be Smart Drink Fart."  Behhhhhytter!

JESSICA SIMPSON "REMEMBER THAT"

Okay, I actually like Jessica Simpson as a country singer, but these lyrics are hilarious: " Remember how we told you, you were stupid," and, "Remember when he pushed you in the hallway just enough to hurt a little bit." What?!?!

JESSICA SIMPSON SINGING ON THE VIEW

Country's new singer Jessica Simpson sings her first country single "Come On Over" on The View.

THATS NOT VERY NICE MARKY MARK!

Mark Wahlberg is being a total D-bag to the Beckhams. Rumor has it that it's because the couple denied a threesome with the ex- rapper. With good reason because I hear that Mr. Wahlberg is quite the man whore.

Mark tells the Daily Mail-“That fucker lives down the road from me, man! He has to go back to the UK, because he has the paparazzi all over my house. The two of them have paparazzi everywhere,” the douche continues on with, “I was in the UK for the last week and they don’t want him back there. They said, ‘Keep him over there!’”

JESSICA SIMPSON NEW COUNTRY SINGLE "COME ON OVER"

I don't think country is a bad way to go. This song choice isn't my favorite, but it sometimes takes a while for country songs to grow on me. Now will she be able to win over the actually country community? Let me know what you think ?

PETE AND ASHLEYS SHOT GUN WEDDING...

Ashley confirmed that she is pregnant at the reception of her wedding over the weekend. Explains the short engagement. Just kidding. No but for reals it was kinda short. These two are perfect for each other. Trust me. Congratulations.

-I hear the wedding was a small gathering of a hundred plus.

COVER STORY ...JESSICA SIMPSON

J Simpson is on the cover of the June issue of Glamour Magazine. Jessica talks about her love for Tony Romo. “I’m in love,” Jess says, “Big Time. It’s only four months. I can’t believe it. It feels like forever. I love this guy….I think it’s ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he’s an athlete. I was always, an athlete? Heck no.”

I've hung out with Jess and I really believe her when she says she's in love. Tony couldn't be nicer. Such a respectable guy. Happy for them. I mean, happy for us.

MARISA MILLER AT THE LAUNCH OF VICTORIA'S SECRET SWIMWEAR

Marisa Miller/ Jessica-Simpson-look-alike shows us that there is life after Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover...life-ish. Marisa was honored to show off the new swimsuit line at the Victoria's Secret Store, Herald Square in New York on April 2, 2008.

JESSICA SIMPSON'S MOVIE BLONDE AMBITION...

YOU CAN SEE IT NOW! BLONDE AMBITION WAS LEAKED ON THE INTERNET.. YIKES! I WATCHED ABOUT 15 MINUTES OF IT AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I DONT THINK JESSICA IS THE WORST THING IN THIS MOVIE I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKE HER. IT'S LUKE WILSON'S ACTING I CAN'T TAKE. JUDGE FOR YOUR SELF . CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO WATCH THE ENTIRE FILM.. YOU'RE WELCOME

Whore-A-Ween

Truly grossed out by the amount of whore costumes that have infested the holy day of Halloween. Since when is Dorothy a whore? And isn’t RainbowBright like eight?You can't be a RainbowBright WHORE! Its sick! Speaking of whores not really but since we are on the subject of Halloween .Katy Perry and I decided to segway from our everyday whore outfits and go with something a little more innocent and religious on this pagan holy day and went out as Holy Shits. I think Jessica Simpson went as herself our as a blow up doll..

At Adam Levine's Halloween Party. Oh hey!

Do the party hop

So Katy Perry is back y’all! oh hey! So the party started at the ever so very old Hollywood’s Palladuim for the Fredrick’s of Hollywood 08 collections. The models were hot and Dita Von Tease me did her little shimmy, but the shocking part of the party was seeing LA’s new Paris and Nicole . No its not Current tv’s Matt and Jason, but Cheri Oteri and Jessica Simpson, the best of buds. I can’t wait for this falling out of this friendship. I wonder which one will loose the weight and which one will have the sex tape?



Next I ditched Katy and The Richies Shannon Woodward (she’s rich!) To go with Matt and Jason to the Volvo party at the ever so over Cabana Club. After a few free drinks we went right next door to the Green Door but just for a second because we got a text mess from J Pastor saying Cheri and Jess P are going to Teddys. So off we went. Finding myself in a Debbie downer mood I quickly moved the party to Bar Lubitsch in West Hollywood where we meet up with the famous DJ Group E, and we danced a bit but we needed to keep moving. So the last and final stop was Winstons to meet Posso’s Glamazons Mary –Louise and Vanessa … and that my friends is how you do the party hop..