Roommates Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge show off their team spirit on the cover of TV Guide. Team being Team Lauren of course. This is a pretty funny cover. If I had to choose I would be Team Lauren for sure because I despise Heidi and Spencer. I guess we should be expecting a Team Heidi Slut-tag cover.
Love them or hate them but The Girls of the hit MTV show The Hills are getting paid to be "real." The salaries of these 'lil money makers have been released and I have to say I'm not that surprised. I actually thought they made a little more than these.
Lauren Conrad is banking $75,000 per episode.
Heidi Slut-tag whores $65,000 per BJ.
Lovely Audrina makes $35,000 per episode. (gurl you paying for dinner)
Oh no! Heidi and Spencer have planned a trip to Iraq. Haven't the poor troops been through enough. Supposedly John McCain's daughter is putting together the trip. Let's hope she also put's together some outfits for them FULL of bling to see how it goes. Or maybe they can just desert-style their previous music video shoot. The most hated girl on The Hills is now going to be the most hated girl in the Middle East
Heidi Fucktag and Spencer Shat are launching a social networking website Speidiweb.com that they say is going to be bigger than Myspace and Facebook. Are these two douche bags delusional. I went to this "social network" website. It's just a site about them. Am I surprised? No! These two fuck fucks think everything they do is bigger than life. Speidi sounds like some vicious blood sucking eight legged hyper breed spider that sucks your sooooul. Wow...I totally needed to vent. Although I linked it, try not to visit it and just take my word that it is quite a scat-acular experience.
Heidi Montag pulled out her best tear jerking performance for her fans on Monday night in an interview to Access Hollywood. I have no doubt this was a traumatic experience for Heidi but leave it to this fame whore to use the memory of her brother to promote her show and bash Lauren Conrad. Why did she not talk about it earlier or wait for another time? Hmm...cause it's convenient now. And don't think I didn't notice Heidi's new lips . I'm sure she got them just for the interview. I bet the tears in the interview were because of the amount of pain her face was feeling from all the work she's had done. Just kidding I think she's a lovely girl... just kidding she's a fugly biatch... just kidding no she isn't... just kidding she is.
I normally don't post on shit like this but I just had to. Heidi Montag apparently had a "fashion show" for her new lineHeidiwood for Anchor Blue (has a ring to it don't you think?). Heidi displayed great vintage 1990's midwest Junior High wear that speaks to the double-wide fashionista in everybody. I remember reading an article where Heidi says Lauren Conrad's line was too expensive and that she had more cred than Lauren. "When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development," said the budding fashion designer Ms. Montag. I've seen Lauren Conrad's line and I'll say that although it's uninspired, it's okay and very wearable. Now, if my sister wore this Heidicouldnot for Anchor Blue stuff, I'd ask her how much Oscar the Grouch pays out his girls for pulling tricks on trailer park lane. I'd say Montag's half a term studying Fashion Design is totally reflecting.
Above is what some saw....but here is what I saw...
