HANNAH MONTANA'S GUITAR SHAPED PENIS ...

First its sweet, then its sour. Hahahahaha, I'm dirty.

I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE THIS CHICK...

by Pierre Baltadano

Besides her singing a minor tweak of Corey Heart's Sunglasses at Night that kills my soul, Hannah Montana, AKA Mylie Cyrus, has been trying to poison our children! Check it...


CBS.com

I'm speechless at her conniving ways. Speechless. (But, apparently, not wordless.)

MILEY CYRUS IS FIFTEEN AND LOVING IT!!!

Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus is showing her goods on Myspace... I think this is a requirement when you sign your teen years away to Disney... You're welcome... I feel dirty posting this.

MILEY CYRUS SHOWS OFF HER NEW LOOK ...SHE'S GETTIN PAID!

Miley is definitely getting paid in 2008. Miley Cyrusshowed off her new look at the premiere of 'Hannah Montana' Thursday night at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood. Miley goes to show what I've been telling people since the 80's. I mean 90's. That money equals power. Or is it first you get the money then you get the women? Or is it the women first, then the money? Well whatever, she looks good.