JANE FONDA, ENTERPRISE WANTS THEIR HONDA ...

So I'm at Enterprise rent a car on Ivar and Yucca in Hollywood returning my car because I'm on Warp. So the guy at the desk is on the phone and is like can you tell miss Fonda we've been to the house twice and we are getting ready to have a tow company confiscate it. Hahaha. Sometimes celebrities are such assholes about that type of stuff. GIVE BACK THE CAR! Give it girl, giveit, giveit girl!

LIFE IS A SEABRING...

So getting back to “normal” starts with me getting some wheels. So I went to Enterprise Rent-a-Car on Beverly and since I caught the bunny tail end of people gathering there for Easter weekend rides, all I was left with to choose from was the horrid PT Cruiser or the Chrysler Sebring. You know what I chose? That’s right! The Sebring convertible... white likes my pure white Christian soul. So now I’m cruising Sunset and you know I’m bringing it to Hyde! What it do-oo! So if you see me rolling with homies, throw me a shot out. Later baby boo’s.