COVER STORY... DAVID BECKCHAM

Why wouldn't you want to celebrate any occasion with David Beckham. British GQ Magazine gets it. That is why they have put David on the cover for their December issue celebrating their 20th year anniversary.  Cheers to that umm K!!!

ALWAYS WANTED TO EAT DAVID BECKHAM'S FINGERS?

Well now you can. Soccer star David Beckham has come out with his own line of healthy frozen food. GO3 Fish Fingers. Yummy. I can't wait to have Davids fingers inside of me. I just don't think I'm getting enough Omega-3 in my life. So what I'm going to do is make sure I have Davids finger in me at least 3 times a week. I so happy to be on this health kick!

EEW... YOU DONT STEAL FROM THE BECKHAMS!

No, no, No! You thank God every day that you get to be in their presence and that you get to bask in their ever glowing light of fashion and beauty. So it went down like this. Two of the Beckhams' staff in England stole items and tried to auction them off on Ebay. The police were tipped off by Victoria's parents who recognized an item up for auction. The staff members in question are a woman, 56 years old, and a man, 55, both from Essex (eek).  They have been arrested and are currently on police bail.

FERRAS OUT AND ABOUT LASTNIGHT...

Our 'lil cholita hit the black carpet last night at the EA Sports premiere of Madden NFL '09 at STK Nightclub in West Hollywood.  Also in attendence was the ever-thining Perez Hilton.  Celesbians Tila Tequlla and Courtenay Semel.  And new to the LA scene like a shiny penny is Leven Rambin we all remember her, she was the very young actress shagging Marc Ronson.

Wow, I bet Perez had a field day at this party.  I hear Victoria and David Beckham showed up as well. Lucky!

WORKING OUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR JUST GOT HOTTER ...

Armani has David Beckham working out in his underwear. Please don't try this at home unless you are David Beckham. Actually, this might be the look Katy and I go for on Warped Tour because it's so freakin hot! In the shweaty balls kind of way. Hmm...underwear and balls...

THATS NOT VERY NICE MARKY MARK!

Mark Wahlberg is being a total D-bag to the Beckhams. Rumor has it that it's because the couple denied a threesome with the ex- rapper. With good reason because I hear that Mr. Wahlberg is quite the man whore.

Mark tells the Daily Mail-“That fucker lives down the road from me, man! He has to go back to the UK, because he has the paparazzi all over my house. The two of them have paparazzi everywhere,” the douche continues on with, “I was in the UK for the last week and they don’t want him back there. They said, ‘Keep him over there!’”

THE LA GALAXY TAKES OUT THE SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES...

by Pierre Baltadano


After a humiliating start to their season losing 4 nil to Colorado (thanks new keeper Cronin for saving none of those), the Galaxy came back in their home opener by beating the San Jose Earthquakes, which had Galaxy goalkeeper Joe Cannon and coach Frank Yallop. The 2-0 victory was also great because we saw David Beckham and Landon Donovan starting to play off of each other in a significant way, each having an assist on each other's goals. I am glad that this is the first game that I attended because it would have killed to have seen the last one in person. Oh and I don't know if I, like most sites, would consider this David Beckham's first MLS goal. You see, during Beckham's second game back in August, I saw him score a goal for the Galaxy in the Superliga but I think it's not being counted because it wasn't a REGULAR season game. Whatevs. Also in attendance was Beckhams lady friend Victoria and the LA Laker's Kobe Bryant (MVP!).

Here's the vid of David Beckham's FIRST goal playing for the Galaxy.

DAVID BECKHAM ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO

El Becks on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno discussing who knows what...he looks good and talks funny; two very distracting things...Check it

SHERRI SHEPHERD ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO

Sherri Shepherd, The View co-host and Mrs. Tracy Jordan on NBC's 30 Rock, on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno discusses her "Lose 30 lbs. or Lose a Leg Diet," comes onto Becks, dishes on her relationship with Barack Obama, and on being confused for a hooker. Check it out y'all.

COVER STORY... SHIA LABEOUF AND HARRISON FORD

Check out February's issue of Vanity Fair Magazine. On the cover is Indiana Jones's Harison Ford and Shia LaBeouf... And for you David Beckham fans inside you'll find a three page "spread" of David's Armani Underwear Ads...

NOVAK DJOKOVIC IS TOO HOT TO STOP...

Novak Djokovic does for tennis what David Beckham does for soccer, keeps you watching. Sunday, January 27, 2008 Novak wins the Australian open. Novak is only 20 and plays like a veteran pro. I have to admit that I haven't really followed his career or
tennis for that matter 'til my friend friend Liz introduced me to it. I think I may be a fan now. Novak was instantly my favorite. He just seemed to have that certain je ne sais qoui... A star quality about him. I mean winning the Australian Open helps.



Novak Djokovic on being the last man standing-

"It's an indescribable feeling, something that I always dreamed of, of course. I think every player dreams about winning a Grand Slam. It's something special. It's a special event. It's two weeks long, all the best players in the world playing. Then you come up in the end as a champion, you know, only one guy to win the tournament. I mean, I'm still not aware of the big achievement I have had in these two weeks."

For more on the Novak's big win click here

ARMANI LOVES DAVID BECKHAM..

NEW DAVID BECKHAM EMPORIO ARMANI UNDERWEAR AD CAMPAIGN....

BRAD PITT, BEST DAD EVER!

When most kids get soccer balls as gifts, Maddox Jolie -Pitt gets a soccer player. Not just any soccer player though; he gets soccer player David Beckham. The six year old is a big fan of Becks, so daddy Pitt purchased David B for lessons...