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Friday, June 6, 2008

JODIE SWEETIN'S BABY MADE WITH METH...


I mean love. Stephanie Tanner loves being a drug addict. I mean mother. Jodie Tanner tells People Magazine, "I'm very lucky to have made it through to the other side." I'm pretty sure she was stoned giving this interview. I think she may be talking about making it through to the other side of the K hole she's been in for nine months. Well it's a good thing People Mag gave the "former" drug addict cash money to appear on the cover. Now Stephanie Sweetin don't go spend that whole hundred on one fix. Just kidding I love her. Bless her speedy Speed-induced beating heart. Oh and possible baby names for the baby are Bookshelf or Sandstorm.

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Friday, May 16, 2008

THE GREAT ISABELLA ROSSELINNI IS DOING PORN NOW!

by Pierre Baltadano

The international star has created a series with Sundance, which can be seen on Funny or Die, called Green Porno w/ Isabella Rossellini. She plays an earthworm, dragonfly, bee, and other insects. I loved her as Jack Donaghy's wife/ex Bianca on NBC's 30 Rock, but this is genius. Check 'em out...it's absolutely some crazy, funny, elementary school instructional vids on crack. Is bug sex NSFW?





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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

AMY, CRACK IS WACK ...



Amy Crackhouse's Label, Universal Music response to this Amy getting caught -

“We are deeply disappointed and upset by these latest revelations and are doing everything we can to offer Amy our full support in dealing with her problems,”

Amy, Markus is the drug. You're a silly girl.

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