So I know what your thinking. It's the classic case of beauty and the crazy crackhead/junkie whore beast but, if you blur your vision, Amy looks semi-normal. Semi. Who is this hot piece of meat you ask? Well his name is Josh Bowman. He's a rugby player. H-ahhhh-t! The two met whilst on vacation in St. Lucia.
Please please Amy don't bring this one down with you. Keep your crack pipes and coke far, far, far away from "our" new boyfriend Josh-ua.
Don't think about drugs. Don't think about drug. Don't think about drugs.
The five-time Grammy Award winning crackhead Amy Winehouse is being billed for $50,000 by designer Harvey Nichols. Amy went on one of her routine all night benders in a dress that was borrowed by the high-end store and at the end-ish of the night-ish Amy became violently sick and threw up all over the dress. Hahaha, duh! Anyways, "Miss Crackhouse" sent the dress back with all the other borrowed dress in the same box, ruining the other dresses. Needless to say they want their money. Well I say, "Fuck that! Its your own damn fault for lending her the dresses to begin with. You knew they weren't going to come back in one piece. It was a trap to make a quick sale."
AMY WINEHOUSE'S KNOCK OUT PERFORMANCE ... LITERALLY
Amy served a fan a knuckle sandwich after the fan reportedly said something offensive about Amy's man Blake Fielder. I say that it's always best to never get in between a girl and her crack-dealer - it always gets nasty.
During Amy's soundcheck for her performance at Glastonbury Music Festival, on Saturday evening Amy sang into the microphone, "At least I’m not opening for a cock like Kanye” To hear the audio click here
Kanye's response, "This just in... Amy Whinehouse hates me!! Now I've really made it!!! LOL!!!"
The British tabloids are having a field day with Grammy winner Amy Winehouse's new video where she is singing the children's classic rhyme "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes." Amy has tweaked a few of the words - “Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips! And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!” To here the audio click here.
Amy Winehouse is handing out baby headbutts like Naomi Campbell is handing out cell phones. The 24 year old grammy winner was arrested for assault. Apparently head butting a guy. This is one crazy fugly bitch. I wish I had her around the night I got car jacked.
They gotta make her go back to rehab, but she says no, no, no. Really people do this to themselves on purpose? The drugs i mean. It's really hard to see such a great talent fade so quickly.
AMY WINEHOUSE GETS DENIED A VISA...THEN GETS ONE...OH THE DRAMZ...
So miz Amy Winehouse got denied a Visa to perform at the Grammy's, in which she has several noms, including Album of the Year and Best New Artist. She has six nominations for this year's Grammy's and will be ready to accept any wins via telecast. Then she was granted a visa after talks between the US and British government. Due to timing logistics, she still won't be coming to this Sunday's Grammy's but is expected and ready to perform live via satellite.
In other news, The Sun reports that if Amy stays clean until April she could be getting the chance to write and sing the theme for the new Bond film, Quantum of Solace. The insider said of DANIEL CRAIG’s new 007 film Quantum Of Solace: “It will have a dark and moody feel so Amy would be absolutely perfect.
“It’s another fantastic carrot being dangled to encourage her to give up drugs.”
Hopefully Amy can just get clean and pursue all the great opportunities.
I feel like Amy is overly concerned with her cocoon on her head. I think it's where she's hiding the drugs. This is the face of someone thirsty for a hit. Well I hope she has seen the light and, for the sake of that cat of hers, gets help. OMG! I just thought of a brilliant reality show. Ok the name of the show is "Being Bobby Brown: Amy Winehouse". Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes . Cameras follow Amy and her man around. Brilliant right?
Amy Crackhouse's Label, Universal Music response to this Amy getting caught -
“We are deeply disappointed and upset by these latest revelations and are doing everything we can to offer Amy our full support in dealing with her problems,”
Seriously. Yeah she's a bit of a mess , but I prefer her over that junkie Amy Wino, as Perez so politely calls her. I think its pretty sick that the Associated Press has her obituary already printed. Eew that's so rude! Take a look at the people in your life and how bad you would feel if this was your sister or mother . In Alabama, my sister said that a local radio station, WKMX 106.7, was having listeners call in to say how Britney was going to kill herself. Nobody wants to hear that! Talk about taking a few steps back as human beings. This is just like the days when they would tar and feather people. So before you get all happy thinking this might be the day Britney offs herself, take a good look at the people you love, and how awful it would be to not have them in your life...
Wow I just got really sentimental. Wow I should really go on a walk. I know, I'm gonna hold a walk run for Britney. Its gonna start at the Starbucks on Roberston and Beverly and we will walk/run to all the Starbucks from West Hollywood to Westwood. It's a walk for LIFE people! Who's with me?
