SALMA HAYEK SPICES UP "30 ROCK"

The Emmy Award-winning show 30 Rock is set to have Salma Hayek guest star for two episodes according to the New York Post. 

EMMYS FOR THE ELDERLY ...

Elderly Emmys 2008


For me, I thought the Emmy's, like most award shows, were boring.  I didn't really care for the five hosts either.  AND the majority of the winners and nominees where over 60. Which is why I named this years award show "Emmy's For The Elderly." Congratulations to Tina Faye and the cast of 30 Rock on their four Emmy wins, though.

For the full list of the 2008 Emmy Winners Click Here

JODIE SWEETIN'S BABY MADE WITH METH...

I mean love. Stephanie Tanner loves being a drug addict. I mean mother. Jodie Tanner tells People Magazine, "I'm very lucky to have made it through to the other side." I'm pretty sure she was stoned giving this interview. I think she may be talking about making it through to the other side of the K hole she's been in for nine months. Well it's a good thing People Mag gave the "former" drug addict cash money to appear on the cover. Now Stephanie Sweetin don't go spend that whole hundred on one fix. Just kidding I love her. Bless her speedy Speed-induced beating heart. Oh and possible baby names for the baby are Bookshelf or Sandstorm.

THE GREAT ISABELLA ROSSELINNI IS DOING PORN NOW!

by Pierre Baltadano

The international star has created a series with Sundance, which can be seen on Funny or Die, called Green Porno w/ Isabella Rossellini. She plays an earthworm, dragonfly, bee, and other insects. I loved her as Jack Donaghy's wife/ex Bianca on NBC's 30 Rock, but this is genius. Check 'em out...it's absolutely some crazy, funny, elementary school instructional vids on crack. Is bug sex NSFW?

HOW CAN YOU NOT WATCH 30 ROCK

It's the best show on Earth! So don't be a fugly stupid biatch and watch new episodes of 30 Rock beginning this Thursday. (Hmm...I guess I do watch some television)

SHERRI SHEPHERD ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO

Sherri Shepherd, The View co-host and Mrs. Tracy Jordan on NBC's 30 Rock, on the Tonight Show With Jay Leno discusses her "Lose 30 lbs. or Lose a Leg Diet," comes onto Becks, dishes on her relationship with Barack Obama, and on being confused for a hooker. Check it out y'all.

WHO DID IT BETTER...ELECTION 2008 EDITION

by Pierre Baltadano

So who represented their candidate better...Tina Fey or Tracy Morgan?

Bitch is the New Black


Black is the New President

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